Ben Hamilton

The Expert

The Expert is a short youtube clip that illustrates what being billed as the “the expert” can feel like sometimes. Fortunately it’s not a common occurrence.

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Show the robber your work ID

I was just sent a link to this (source). Funny :).

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Business is good

Source: Savage Chickens.

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Save the Animals

Three adverts with a twist: Legal Sea Food Snubs Nose at Animal Rights Groups – Adrants. I found these quite funny actually. YMMV.

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Cost of Fuel

Cartoon from xkcd: Working re the cost of fuel vs. cost of your time.

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Improve MYSQL Performance

I’ve just been reliably informed that one quick way to improve MYSQL Database performance is to issue the following command: mysql -u uname -e “show databases” | grep -v Database | grep -v “+” | \ gawk ‘{print “drop database ” $1 “;”}’ | mysql -u uname After this, the MYSQL Server will be screaming […]

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