Three adverts with a twist:
Legal Sea Food Snubs Nose at Animal Rights Groups – Adrants.
I found these quite funny actually. YMMV.
Tag Archives: Humour
Cost of Fuel
Aside
Cartoon from xkcd: Working re the cost of fuel vs. cost of your time.
Improve MYSQL Performance
I’ve just been reliably informed that one quick way to improve MYSQL Database performance is to issue the following command:
mysql -u uname -e "show databases" | grep -v Database | grep -v "+" | \ gawk '{print "drop database " $1 ";"}' | mysql -u uname
After this, the MYSQL Server will be screaming along. Of course there may be some ‘other‘ screaming going on… ;-) – So kids, don’t try this at home without some adult supervision.